Tumblr (3.0; @cptnhmmr)http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starksexual.tumblr.com/post/50970674590/i-was-at-the-bus-stop-with-my-sister-the-other-day">starksexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/51037931962http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/51037931962Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aithne.tumblr.com/post/49725369698/what-happened-to-that-thing-i-just-fucking-had-it">aithne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What Happened To That Thing, I Just Fucking Had It In My Hand, an autobiography by me</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/51037927454http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/51037927454Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl">brvdleysoileau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50997738837http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50997738837Tue, 21 May 2013 12:55:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelywhiteasian.tumblr.com/post/48393689487/lay-nudes-at-my-gravestone-not-flowers-flowers">lonelywhiteasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50997489478http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50997489478Tue, 21 May 2013 12:51:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmzb0cLsmF1qjykxzo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://an-owls-eye.tumblr.com/post/46547914543/gay-waterbending-i-will-never-not-reblog-this">an-owls-eye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>gay waterbending</span></p> </blockquote> <p>I will never not reblog this</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50997477612http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50997477612Tue, 21 May 2013 12:51:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33868a72c883f416103f992a462e9a30/tumblr_mmj4xjl2R21rnza3bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50702853659http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/50702853659Fri, 17 May 2013 23:44:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c23cc9d529f235d4f6aae1a69f776311/tumblr_mj9z4e8MKc1r5z237o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amtrax.tumblr.com/post/45678778309/tiny-ferret">amtrax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TINY FERRET</p> </blockquote> <p>LET ME HAVE IT!</p>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/48336123029http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/48336123029Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:27:25 -0400<p>in the end, I always lose. they always leave&#8230;</p>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47721412553http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47721412553Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:14:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68493a99cf3c11c1f194d5200d8586f0/tumblr_mitt21JRmO1s1qqsio1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/47536754529/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47555852808http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47555852808Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:23:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d86b4d2e46f33fee61fdab96ce16141/tumblr_mk52udexZc1qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memespot.net/post/47546567857/i-also-like-to-live-dangerously" class="tumblr_blog">meme-spot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I also like to live dangerously</p></blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47555190025http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47555190025Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:13:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2eafa91f078aee550bf6289a021c408c/tumblr_mkrqneyu5Z1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/47546672270/this-post-has-been-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><div class="post_content clearfix" id="post_content_47544736044"> <div class="caption"> <p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </div> </div></blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47555176123http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47555176123Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:13:19 -0400<p>today after our final curtain call, I started crying. it hit me really suddenly that I had just wrapped up my final full length play as an MBC student. then I realized just how much I owe to this theater. my college experience has been phenomenal specifically because I joined the theater department. if I had never joined, I don&#8217;t think I would ever be finishing college. I found something that I truly love to do. I&#8217;m going to miss being part of this department so much.</p>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47432609575http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/47432609575Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:06:00 -0400Prooftheatremary baldwin college<p>I`m one of those people with an instagram now.</p>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45477647969http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45477647969Sat, 16 Mar 2013 01:05:06 -0400<p>and I&#8217;m dedicating it to all my favs!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c8819c3a8f4ce665ac05030c1e357ef0/tumblr_inline_mjpqo8kWY21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0e1f6c445a7827c31beb39661c2510bd/tumblr_inline_mjpqoeHeN21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bacf49e1f5b4be1a2d73cb3a6f009cbe/tumblr_inline_mjpqolnt9x1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/5e81cff4099b2a957c34ffeed383abf0/tumblr_inline_mjpqp2DsLa1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/18e9f53be85a7dc43b8f4ea09c6ac655/tumblr_inline_mjpqpaFXz71qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/de67af1418187d378e3cf1e564df661a/tumblr_inline_mjpqpgNrSc1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/103c275579e5edc25c36b9d9117bda0a/tumblr_inline_mjpqpmuSWm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/be1b0cbabccd427b6a861e04c1f613d6/tumblr_inline_mjpqprH7TO1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1fb882d2b44136ffb5c74cafea551bd1/tumblr_inline_mjpqpxR2ze1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2f2387fb4c06d9348457f942fea1de4a/tumblr_inline_mjpqq4x9851qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/97340fd6fe003e326f1d3ef388c88d97/tumblr_inline_mjpqqsjCZm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf61a2fdfc281f0aa1bb73f9bc1079c7/tumblr_inline_mjpqrerp9m1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/176a9cc08c73c265997e34ad70264b77/tumblr_inline_mjpqs1a92u1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45429238932http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45429238932Fri, 15 Mar 2013 13:48:11 -0400I love you all!<p>Jesi</p>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45188901489http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45188901489Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:09:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d0fb3bc0b8bdb4eb36cd59cb2f2206e/tumblr_mj9r88FKxZ1qhy093o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennfromtheblock.tumblr.com/post/44991086949/my-son">jennfromtheblock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My son!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45040002426http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/45040002426Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:17:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb93idtrYL1r0bk8io1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb93idtrYL1r0bk8io2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb93idtrYL1r0bk8io3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb93idtrYL1r0bk8io4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jamiefolledorable.tumblr.com/post/44823379934/riichardmadden-ive-never-even-watched-this">jamiefolledorable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://riichardmadden.tumblr.com/post/41240779981/ive-never-even-watched-this-and-this-is-the">riichardmadden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i%27ve-never-even-watched-this-and-this-is-the-least-okay-post-of-my-life">#i’ve never even watched this and this is the least okay post of my life</a></p> </blockquote> <p>i’m not crying or anything…</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44858955589http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44858955589Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:07:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8fdab2ce15188fe16c1c73e3b56875f/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/348a174eb77aecda1a9cab60688fc34a/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d7790e5c6b89a704fc9c2a26b7cd5f9/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/482533fef913a9fbde3d8a6f0678f4c8/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/924108484cde7d1d1ae6697689424d3b/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ddc3cbd50434b8df3e16a711435e9bc/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08f89df253fea8412e0544da7aabb065/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c43504aa1df69580ab7e3b4c1c47e0ff/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f0067d63682ef4202e7a2ded38e31f2/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1226b501503dd95912c67c1821f5749d/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/44834333063/always-reblog-kat-dennings-slamming-slut-shaming">bemusedlybespectacled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44858797494http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44858797494Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:03:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch5igTHZe1r0q1l0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> Step 1 to My Daughter's Epic Halloween Costume.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch5igTHZe1r0q1l0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> And my paw paw tapes up the eyes. <br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch5igTHZe1r0q1l0o3_500.jpg"/><br/> Step 3<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch5igTHZe1r0q1l0o4_500.jpg"/><br/> Painting is done!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch5igTHZe1r0q1l0o5_500.jpg"/><br/> And the crown<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch5igTHZe1r0q1l0o6_500.jpg"/><br/> And the Princess is Crowned! <br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://j-nnifer.tumblr.com/post/44488083251">j-nnifer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dispetrichordia.tumblr.com/post/44106794186/crunksalad-my-daughter-insisted-on-being">dispetrichordia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crunksalad.tumblr.com/post/34329548735/my-daughter-insisted-on-being-princess-darth">crunksalad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Best dad ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>parenting; you’re doing it right</p> </blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44858750875http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44858750875Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:01:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91435c92373788ca5505c892080e738e/tumblr_mi1s6maI5b1qe4j04o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/44760612850/my-lovely-followers-please-follow-this-blog" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44761544288http://cptnhmmr.tumblr.com/post/44761544288Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:00:42 -0500